Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.
~The Impressive Clergyman, The Princess Bride
The Parson’s Mousetrap (noun)
The state of matrimony. See also noozed, priest-linked, spliced, swish’d, and yoakd
Slang definition from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.